Alder students trifle with their favorite pick-up lines

February is the month of love where couples, families and friends all show their appreciation for each other. As Valentine’s Day approaches, students share their favorite pick-up lines.  

 

Camron Androw ’18– “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

Oscar Ose ’18– “On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 because I’m the 1 you need.”

Nathan Perky ’18- “Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.”

Collin Kovacs ’17– “Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.”

Alexa Toller ’16– “I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”

Alivia Milesky ’16- “You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”

Autumn Devine ’16– “If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives on you.”

Mike Rowe ’16– “I don’t have any…girls come to me.”

Tanner Killian ’16– “Hi, my name’s Tanner.”

Lexi George ’19– “You dropped something…my jaw.”

Morgan Hess ’19– “Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

Kortney Reynolds ’19– “You’re body is 75% water and I’m getting thirsty.”

Cassie Blank ’18– “Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know how you work, but this feeling in my stomach  makes me want to take you out.”

Rachel Dembek ’18– “Your eyes are blue like the ocean, and I’m getting lost at sea.”

Grant Phipps ’16– “Are you a corn field? Because baby I’m stalking you.”

Chase Metcalf ’17– “You must be Jamaican because jamaican me crazy.”

Lyndsey Lovejoy ’17– “You’re so fine; I wish I could plant you and make a whole field of you.”

Zach Starr ’17– “What time do you have to be back in heaven?”

Patrick Koesters ’17– “When God made you, he was showing off.”

Jace Clemens ’17– “Can you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends that I have been touched by an angel?”