The Radish

BOO!!

Radish Writer, Satire
October 31, 2018

Happy Spooky Day 2018, Jonathan Alder!

In honor of this great day of spook, here is a list of the 20 spookiest things according to the Radish Writer:

Monsters Inc.
The Common App (It determines your future!!)
Mirrors (Seeing yourself is scary)
Mr. Aurin
Sharknado (It’s scary how amazing this production is)
Taking the ACT
Forgetting you made plans/were scheduled to work
The Future
A low phone battery (Without a charger)
Mary Kate Hipp’s morning and afternoon jokes
The effects of Taco Bell (Need I say more?)
Assigned readings (BOOks)
Mr. Glass after the football team loses
Getting out of bed in the morning
Witnessing PDA
College Debt (It haunts you for years after college)
Elections (The outcome may not be what is for the best)
An empty bank account
Left turns

And finally, the scariest of all:

20. Missing a call from your mother

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